Sunday, May 24, 2009

The journey to hope: a completely different kind of story

I apologize to my many readers for not writing again sooner about the issues of the millennial generation. First, my sheep were in labor during this busy season, and then of course our village had to fight against the marauding Parisis. Don’t worry, though—we have finally beaten them back, and they shan't intrude again!

I don’t mind telling you, dear readers, that there was a time when I looked around at my generation and felt nothing but contempt for their frivolous ways. It’s ironic that on this, a blog that’s supposed to be about my generation, I find myself writing about how much I used to hate my generation! But no, seriously, I spent my early teens birthing children—many of whom died directly upon leaving my womb, if not while still floating within the briny sea of my insides—and nursing my neighbor-women through their labors. Of course, I was married when I was 9, and went to live with my husband—who had been a prosperous merchant at the time of our engagement, when I was two, but by the time of our marriage had had his fleet either stolen outright or sunk by pirates and thieves, leaving him shekelless—in my twelfth year, after my menarche. When I wasn’t hiding from my husband, being raped, or begging for scraps of food in the street, I saw villagers, neighbors, relatives, dying in the street. Some from hunger, others from plague, childbirth, decapitation, chariot accidents, and whatnot. I had to learn to deal with death before I even knew what life really was!

During this time, I fell away from my family and childhood friends. I was more than a two days’ walk from my old village. And when I did get occasional word from my childhood friend, it was always something about how, as her husband’s third wife, she had gotten beaten by one senior wife or the other. I’m like, Oh, wow, Mehetabel, that must suck so much to have slaves and food and a husband who can afford three wives. If only a tiny little beating by a weak woman were my biggest worry! I never got to live for myself, and for some reason I despised my generation for that.

For my whole adult life, and most of my childhood as well, I worked in service to others. Finally, one of my children survived past infancy. My ninth, Hepzibah. And life started to get more normal. The plague moved to another village. The sheep-plague took its place. My husband died. I wore the robes of a priestess of Eris. I began to accept life as it was. Whether you believe in Eris or not, I believe that every person is put on this earth to serve others.

I have incredible hope for our generation. We stand for hope. We stand for change. We stand for something bigger than ourselves. I don’t know how I’ve gotten to this belief, actually, but here I am. And here you are. And together, somehow, we will save the world.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Welcome all!

I think we can all agree that millennials are as unalike as we've ever been, or perhaps even ever will be! According to the National Journal of Implied Statistics, millennials are the most diverse group of people ever. And lest we forget, implied statistics is one of the most highly respected implied sciences in the world. So that's really something we can all be proud of!

As an Iron Age woman, millennial, and successful writer, I wanted to create a space for all my diverse millennial pals to weigh in on the topics that mean the most to all of us. Because, as such a diverse group of people, we sure all think alike on a lot of issues! Like, I think we all feel pretty strongly about keeping the socio-religious traditions that our mothers and fathers may not have cherished, after dying from malnutrition at an early age, or being kidnapped and sold into slavery by their Roman conquerors. I think we also feel pretty proud of ourselves for letting the Canaanites, Gauls, and Tuluvas enter free trade in our markets. And I know probably people in my parents' generation would be shocked to know that I have befriended a "dirty" Akkadian, but to me, she's just another flaxweaver.

I also know that some people (Mom!) look down on us and call us the "ME" Generation. They think that we're spoiled, lazy, and all we care about is partying and drinking unfiltered mash or date wine. Nothing could be further from the truth! We also care about other people, and feel a duty to our society and our caste.

So, please, millennials, do not worry about correct grammar or a cogent argument. If you have a thought in your head, please send it to me and together we will speak out about Our World.

Thank you, and enjoy.